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Two
dedicated Yorkshiremen were at the match. One discovered that he'd left his wallet at home
and friend offered to go back for it. He returned pale and shaken. 'I've got bad news for thee, Bob. Your wife run off and leftthee, and your house 'as burned to the ground!' 'I've got worse news for thee, lad. Boycott's out.
The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist.
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The businessman was talking to his friend on the train home after a hard
day. 'What a day I've had,' he said. 'One of the office boys asked for the afternoon off
to go to his grandmother's funeral. I thought I was on to him, and went along, too.' 'Good
idea,' said his friend. 'How was the match?' 'That's where I lost out. It was his
grandmother's funeral!'
'So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to yourwife,
eh?'' I certainly did. She found out I wasn't there.' Goto Humor article |
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It was an
exciting match and the championship hinged on the result. Ramu was tensely poised on the
edge of his seat watching every move. His ever-patient wife asked him, 'Ramu, What's all the fuss about? I thought they decided who were the champions last year!' |
