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Two dedicated Yorkshiremen were at the match. One discovered that he'd left his wallet at home and friend offered to go back for it. He returned pale and shaken.
'I've got bad news for thee, Bob. Your wife  run off and leftthee, and your house 'as burned to the ground!' 'I've got worse news for thee, lad. Boycott's out.

 


The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist.
Cricketer: 'It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler, and I can't hold a catch. What can l do?' Doctor: 'Get another job.' Cricketer: 'I can't. I'm playing for England tomorrow !'

 


 

The businessman was talking to his friend on the train home after a hard day. 'What a day I've had,' he said. 'One of the office boys asked for the afternoon off to go to his grandmother's funeral. I thought I was on to him, and went along, too.' 'Good idea,' said his friend. 'How was the match?' 'That's where I lost out. It was his grandmother's funeral!'

 


'So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to yourwife, eh?'' I certainly did. She found out I wasn't there.'

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It was an exciting match and the championship hinged on the result. Ramu was tensely poised on the edge of his seat
watching every move. His ever-patient wife asked him, 'Ramu, What's all the fuss about? I thought they decided who were the
champions last year!'

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