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Ramu was
always thinking of cricket. Eventually, his exasperated wife said, "You think nothing
but cricket. I bet you don't even remember the day we were married." "Of course
I do," said Ramu. "It was the day Sachin Tendulkar got a 100 not out against
Australia."
In a calmer moment, Ramu and his wife were sitting at home. Ramu
was as usual reading some bowling averages. "Do you
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In a Test between India and Pakistan, the fiery Shoiab Akthar was sending
quivers down the Indian spine. The new batsman walked slowly to the crease, not feeling
unlike a lamb at the slaughter house. As the great bowler thundered in, suddenly he stood up in the crease, and signalled that he wanted the sight screen adjusted. Adjustments were made and the bowler was ready to come in again. Once again, in the middle of his run-up, the batsman found something disturbing in the sight screen. Indeed, this went on a few times before the irritated umpire walked up to the batsman and enquired , " Where do you want the sight screen, for God's sake?" The batsman asked, with an ounce of fear, " Couldn't I have it between him and me?"
Two rival cricketers were talking. Cricketer 1"The local
team wants me to play for them very badly." Cricketer 2 ''Well, you're just the man for the job.'" Goto Humor article |
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A small
village side clubbed together and sent a request to a famous cricketer to appear with
their team for a certain sum of money. The cricketer sent back a telegram: 'Will accept double your offer or count me out'. Later that day the famous player received a telegram: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, |
