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Choosing the Cricket Team-Humorous article The Board for Control of Cricket in India has been facing a serious dilemma. After the dismal performance in the world cup, the house needs to be set in order. A new captain and a new manager need to be appointed. In the true spirit of investigative journalism, it has come to our notice that the board held a secret closed-door meeting to discuss the situation. Azhar, Tendulkar, Jadeja, Anushman Gawakad and Kapil Dev were all present at the meeting along with the Chairman and some members of the selection committee. The transcript of the meeting is as follows -: AZHAR : I think the boys played well, blah blah blah the boys were motivated, the boys blah blah the boys will do it blah blah blah the boys played well, the boys will do it. TENDULKAR : Yeh Dil Mange More! Playing well was not good enough. We did not qualify for the semi finals and on behalf of the entire team I would like to apologise to the entire nation. We hope to do better in the future. Yeh Dil Mange More! LEGAL ADVISOR TO THE BOARD : Eating peacocks is a crime under the existing law and from what I can remember it carries a punishment of up to 8 years in the zoo and/or a contract to appear in a commercial of monkey feed. ( at this point the chairman repeatedly banged his head on the table while all the other persons present looked puzzled.) JADEJA : (smiling) CLOSE UP hai zaroort subhi ki. I think that every one in the Indian team should use Close Up. Then we will have such wonderful smiles that the people will always be happy to see us. It won’t matter if we win or not. Any way I have a shoot with Madhuri later today. Sachin am I looking good? (At the end of this comment the chairman once started his head banging and Sachin commented that Jadeja should start using Gillette razor for that extra close shave that women die for. Azhar counter-commented by telling the boys that in his experience you need to become the captain of the Indian team before you could get a real cool babe. By now the chairman had stopped banging his head and had started pulling his hair with his hands and started singing a song which went something like AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!) MEMBER A: (deciding that it was now time for the real bosses to start talking) I think its time to recall Siddhu to the one day squad. MEMBER B: No. Last time Siddhu was in the squad the board almost became bankrupt paying for all the drips that were administered to Siddhu. MEMBER C: If Siddhu is playing cricket then who will do commentary on Door Darshan? MEMBER D: I think this matter should be referred to our special consultant, GG Boycott. GG BOYCOTT: (Live via satellite from Yorkshire) Its all ruubish. Forget Siddhu, the entire Indian team’s performance was ruubish. The way they bowled, my momma could bowl better with her left hand. I will tell you what they need. They need to be put on a diet of Yorkshire pudding to increase their energy. SACHIN: Boost is the secret of my energy. KAPIL: OUR ENERGY. AZHAR: Shakti chai, zabardast shakti de. (Meanwhile the chairman had been performing the following activities: 1) Tried choking himself with his bare hands. 2) Tried hanging himself with a rope, which proved to be no match for his superior weight. 3) Decided to jump of the balcony; only to realize that the meeting was being held on the ground floor.) MEMBER A: I have heard that Mohanty is acting in a movie. MEMBER B: Yes it’s a tragedy. The producer was inspired by the pained and anguished look on Mohanty’s face whenever his appeal was turned down, so he cast him. The movie is called KUCH KUCH ROTA HAI. JADEJA: Movie! That reminds me I have a photo shoot with Madhuri. Why don't you all also come with me and admire my smile. Maybe some of you may also get some advertising contracts. new humorous articles comming soon. keep visiting this site. |
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